Sea? Titil itself of this peece making my point. It all about English spelling. In psychology, for instance, p being silent. Then why not in spelling also put one silent p, I asking. Everybody silent about this, because they not know. (By the bye, it just now only striking me why in crossword cloo it say quiet when it mean p.) Many peoples before itself commenting about English spelling, so I also feeling compelled to do same. It very weird, I thinking. Take well known rhyme now: I before e, except after c. This not applicapable to weird, which proving that it very weird. It having rhyme, yes, but what about reason, prithee tell me (prithee word I learning from drama play of my nameshake). Then there this alphabeta called c. Sometime it sound like s and sometime it sound like k. It, it, what that word, yes, it come to me now, skitchofrenic. Sometime it changing mind about what it being in very same word! (I giving egg sample: concatenation.) Matters getting vorse when two cs gathering in one place. They completely going berserk and behaving like x. (I again giving egg sample: success.) It strange phenomenon. And why not fenomenon? Why p and h ganging up and muscling in on what rightfully f’s place? If you putting ph in f’s place, why not phat, phan, phollicle, phantastic? Then let us say f taking revenge on ph and put fantom, fantasmagoria, filosophy. This h also sometimes teaming up with c and grabbing k’s place. Also it appearing with g in might, tight and right, and it beating me what it doing there. It mischieph maker, I thinking. Coming to thinking of it, what g doing there in first place? Confusion confounded when two letters having almost same sound. Like w (by the bye, why it being called double u? You not even needing glasses to see it actually looking like double v) and v. So vim and win having same sound, but not spelling. We moving on now to the mysteries of the bowels. Or it being vovels? As case may be. These being five in number but problems they causing not being countable. First of all, why I doing duty as a in first? And one typing anywhere, but not averywhere. It everywhere. You using I in wind, and also this same I again in find. I sounding like I in wipe, but in type, I sound job being done by y. Why? And u. Sometime it making short a sound, sometimes it making you sound, and sometimes it simply standing around like silent bystander. And what they mean by putting double u (not w double u, u double u) in vacuum? It making one fume. Now we coming to this word manuver. If you spelling it correctly, I giving you peanut burfy. One movement, I check dictionary; here it go: m and a and n and o and e and u and v and r and e. It as if someone wake up one day and saying, hey, say what, what ho, I say, by Jove, rum thing, eh, (all these being Britishisms, I bunging in for othenticity) why not have word with all the bowels? But even they not being able to bring themselves to put I in it. I thanking them for showing so much restraint. But what point in going on and on? There being no dirth of egg samples. Every second word in English language illustrious of wonky spelling. As if there not enough confucius, Americans declaring independance (or is that being e) and changing spellings randomly, because they have dislaxia and also disrespect for British. It all very obituary! Or is it being orbitrary? Anyway, in middle of all this, Indians winning spelling bee contest regularly. That because they getting it all by heart. Head no use when it come to spellings.