Other day I thinking very deeply, even though this making me look constipated. I perserving, because I thinking about vital issue, viz, democrazy. Before we proceeding further, I wanting to state I very well aware of pspelling mistake in title, please to be not jumping. It deliberrate. Why? Because Americans changing all sa sounds to za. America, as everybody knowing, is world champion of democracy, so I changing c to z. It only fitting.
Before I coming to present day democrazy, I wishing to find out about its ancient origins. That it ancient is confirmed because pakathu veetu mama, who I consulting, knowing all about it. Not only he himself being ancient, he also knowing only about things before 1900 (I not sure if it BC or AD). He considering everything after that is result of ‘kali muthifying’ and not worth knowing.
Mama telling me that democrazy coming in crates from Hellen, who very beautiful and launched thousand ships, possibly to transport crates. It all a little hazy now, I thinking mama having amnesia and it contiguous disease. He forgetting computer password and also forgetting where he putting notebook in which he putting password. So he not even being able to consult Wikipedia. I reading somewhere that 70 percent of data in Wikidpedia is bunkum, so this may be good thing.
All this bye the bye, let us be coming to democrazy. In modern times, Indians taking ancient Greek invention and developing it into fine art. Today, India being world’s democraziest place, because peoples here having at least two votes each and biryani, TV, sarayam, grinder, sari, dhoti for each vote. On top of all this they also taken for ride by polliticians to polling booth.
This actually very admirable arrangement. First polliticians bribing peoples for votes, and thereafter peoples bribing polliticians for everything else. But our democrazy system, it giving peoples choice also. In addition to veg or chicken biryani, peoples choosing between three parties. First party having convicted criminals, second having successful criminals (because they doing crime and nobody knowing) and third party being rave party. People generally not choosing third option because it amoral and demeaning ancient culture of our country.
Once politicians being chosen by peoples, they going to lower house and breaking laws. Sometimes they also breaking bones. Someone once telling me that they actually making laws, not breaking them, but I telling that someone sharply to check his facts. There also being upper house, but election to this house shrouded in mystery and I not knowing about it. I not going to ask mama again because he is sleeping. Bye the bye, lower house being called bloody Lok Sabha and upper house being called what the…Rajya Sabha.
Elected polliticians are public servants, so they obligigated to entertain people with freestyle fighting, mega scams and cut outs. This established custom which is coming from TV channels, where also people voting for best singers, dancers and buffoons. This another egg sample of democrazy undergoing innovationing in India.
All this happening in rotation system, so all elected polliticians kicked out after five years. But they making enough money for five generations in five years, so that is perfectly ok. That about it, I suppose. Anyway, I running out of things to say and it bed time. Bye.