Other day I watching old Tamil film song video on U tube. It having Raja music, so I intentioning to watch with eyes closed. But then I seeing that it featuring Bhanu Priya. So I watching with both eyes and ears. Before I forgetting to mention I mentioning that song is meaning ‘electricity in small laugh’ in English. Bhanu Priya truly being electric. She dancing like she having springs in backbones and rubber in knee joints. It also helping she very restful to eye. The song being so entertaining, I watching it again. You know how it is, in second viewing you catching details you miss first time. This time around, I realizing with mild shock that there is second person in video, not only Bhanu Priya. This person is very fat, very dark and making hideous look like sadly inadequate adjective. I watching video third time to solve mystery of why Tamil movie suddenly turning into remake of beauty and beast. Now I noticing that this person also moving his limbs, which looking like hippo pottamas legs. That only his arms. His legs looking even fatter. Then it dawned on me, this man trying to match moves with Bhanu Priya. When Bhanu Priya shaking leg, he shaking leg fat. When Bhanu Priya piroetetting, he turning around slowly like circus elephant doing atma pradakshinam. When Bhanu Priya jumping into air, spinning like top, doing scissor kick and then landing gracefully, he simply jiggling his breasts. There being only one word to describe this man’s performance: gross, grotesque and horrific. That three words, I know, I can count very well, thank you, but after I saying one word, I finding that it not enough. Then I watch video fourth time. I finding now that this person growing on one. He showing such endearing oblivilousness of his grossfulness; it like he taking well known advice to dance like nobody watching. This actually too true. Who will watch him when Bhanu Priya also in same frame?